12/13/80 I went to Aunt Liza’s house today. We were watching T.V., and she asked me to answer the door, and it was Sammy Davis, Jr.! I didn’t know what to do!

Hi, I’m Will. I’m going to be reading my angst-ridden 9th-grade journal chronicling obsessive-compulsive shoplifting excursions, a succession of happenstance celebrity meetings through my mom’s job with Liza Minnelli, and an addiction to a soap opera that had me cutting school. Oh, and also because the kids there were trying to kill me.

Friday, January 12 - 7:30 PM - DNA Lounge, San Francisco, CA

Saturday, January 13 - 7:30 PM - The New Parish, Oakland, CA

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